Your presence is the greatest gift we could ask for. We know that many of you will be traveling from far away and that kind of travel can get costly. Besides that, we’re grown-ass adults. We have too much stuff already.
If you still feel like you want to contribute something, your generosity could go toward helping us to maybe someday buy an appliance or fix our old house or go on a honeymoon or whatever it is the patriarchy has led us to believe that married people do (I think it has something to do with lawncare?).
Or not. No pressure. It’s cool. We really are just glad you can be here to celebrate with us.